A normal day for Paul.

• Paul: Right boys, we have a lot of work to do toda-where's louis?
• Harry: I don't know, he was meant to be showing me a good time but..
• Paul: Where's Zayn?
• Niall: Paul when's lunch?
• Paul: He was meant to be showing you what?
• Niall: PAUL I'M HUNGARY!
• Paul: Niall you just had 34576 pancakes!
• Niall: And what?
• Paul: God sakes where's Liam?
• *in the background*
• Liam: Hi Guys! *waves to computer screen*
• Paul: Liam get off the computer.
• Louis: I'VE ARRIVED!
• Paul: Good where's Zayn?
• Niall: *Mouth full of chicken* probably DM'ing some bitches.
• Paul: HARRY STOP BITING LOUIS!
• Paul: NIALL WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT CHICKEN FROM?
• Niall: I dunno, I found it.
• Liam: Teehee I love you guys!
• Paul: LIAM OFF THE COMPUTER!
• Liam: NO!
• Zayn: Paul did you steal my mirror?
• Paul: Why would I steal your mirr-HARRY PUT YOUR TROUSERS BACK ON!
• Harry: But I feel so freeeeeeeeeeeee
• Zayn: SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY MIRROR!
• Liam: All I need is you guys and cookies and milk...hey who ate my cookies!
• Niall: SORRY LIAM!
• Harry: Louis have you got a sock down there or what?
• Paul: Come on guys, focus...
• Louis: When did you get so big?
• Paul: LOUIS!
• Harry: Niall, what's your grandma's number?
• Niall: Huh?
• Paul: LIAM OFF THE COMPUTER!
• Liam: But we're staying up all night with Payne.
• Paul: ZAYN LEAVE YOUR HAIR ALONE!
• Zayn: but it's only 5cm tall today...
• Paul: NIALL, YOU CAN'T EAT SOAP!
• Paul: LOUIS GET YOUR HAND OFF HARRY'S PENIS!
• Paul: HARRY STOP ENJOYING IT!
• Paul: *to himself* How did I get stuck babysitting these homosexuals?
• P.S I saw this on twitter, don't credit me!